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22roots: parishiltonsexslave: i wanna scream and shout and let...

Sun, 26 May 2013 00:02:14 -0400

parishiltonsexslave:

i wanna scream and shout and let it all out

a person was paid to think this photo up

there was a lighting designer who worked on this photo

somebody did her makeup

these people were paid

klaineforchristmas: onewhositswiththeturtles: Sometimes I get...

Sun, 26 May 2013 00:00:19 -0400

klaineforchristmas:

onewhositswiththeturtles:

Sometimes I get really bored

this makes me uncomfortable

ruraljackdaw: psilentasincjelli: ruraljackdaw: voyagesofabookworm: thatwhoviansynesthete: wearej...

Sat, 25 May 2013 23:59:01 -0400

ruraljackdaw:

psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

oh

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Sat, 25 May 2013 23:56:01 -0400

kyleehenke: kyleehenke: Oh my god my mom brought me an iced coffee when she picked me up from...

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:14:16 -0400

kyleehenke:

kyleehenke:

Oh my god my mom brought me an iced coffee when she picked me up from strength training and i was drinking it really fast cause i was so hot and sweaty but then we hit a bump in the road and it spilled aLL DOWN MY CLEAVAGE BUT IT FELT INCREDIBLE SO I MADE THIS LOUD SEXUAL MOAN AND MY MOM ALMOST CRASHED

holy shit you guys sure like my sexy near-death experiences

paradisaic: paradisaic: my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought...

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:13:39 -0400

paradisaic:

paradisaic:

my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it

plot twiST

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:10:16 -0400

papplemelon:

john-egbert: iM SUCH A BAD FRIEND IM SORRY IF YOURE MY FRIEND

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:09:02 -0400

john-egbert:

iM SUCH A BAD FRIEND IM SORRY IF YOURE MY FRIEND

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Sat, 25 May 2013 20:07:48 -0400

analofthelord: IM CRYINF FACE SWAP RECOHNISED JENSEN’S EAR AS A...

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:47:52 -0400

analofthelord:

IM CRYINF FACE SWAP RECOHNISED JENSEN’S EAR AS A FACE

dggeoff: mindoferror: what if Gavin Free got fired from Roosterteeth

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:47:27 -0400

dggeoff:

mindoferror:

what if Gavin Free got fired from Roosterteeth

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Sat, 25 May 2013 17:47:04 -0400

tentacruels: On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:21:15 -0400

tentacruels:

On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful

tweenking: Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to...

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:14:01 -0400

tweenking:

Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response

phistbump: i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter...

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:29:56 -0400

phistbump:

i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh

rabioheab: i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people...

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:29:33 -0400

rabioheab:

i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep

noseasboba: I never get tired of this photo. Ella Fitzgerald...

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:29:02 -0400

noseasboba:

I never get tired of this photo.

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:

“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

portentouscatastrophe: I am still laughing terribly.

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:26:17 -0400

portentouscatastrophe:

I am still laughing terribly.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 20:51:11 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 20:45:09 -0400